Wednesday, March 28
Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS
Some may call it appendicitis, but I call it karma. Thank you to whatever entity sent searing pain and a tender abdomen down upon Colton. I was so done with all that. Now, if the same entity will take care of The Girl Who Should Absolutely Not Be Wearing Either That Bikini Top Or Those Bikini Bottoms, we can watch the rest of the season in peace.
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
I guess the Rhode Island girl went home.
My Crazy Obsession, 10:30 p.m., TLC
“Anthony is so obsessed with aviation memorabilia, he has built a replica of a 1970s first-class cabin in his garage; Melanie is crazy about her pet capybara, Gari.” OK, in all seriousness, the capybara is one of my favorite zoo animals, and here is why. As for that first guy, remember when Kramer had the Mike Douglas Show set in his apartment? Loved that.