Wednesday, Sept. 26
Animal Practice, 8 p.m., NBC
I am torn. I do love animals. But I hate stupid shows. And from the previews this looks like a stupid animal show.
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC
It’s back! “Phil takes Jay on an unconventional fishing trip; Gloria wonders how to break the news about her pregnancy; Dylan temporarily moves in with the Dunphys; Cam and Mitch think about adopting a cat.”
The Neighbors, 9:30 .m., ABC
“When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.” Speaking of stupid, alien sitcoms are stupid.