Dear Children,
Here's the deal: Your friends at NORAD use all the modern technology to track Santa's journey across the globe on Christmas Eve. They use "four high-tech systems to track Santa – radar, satellites, Santa cams and fighter jets." That's awesome.
In fact, they've been doing it for more than 50 years!
But ... Santa cannot come to your house until you are tucked into bed, lights out, and you are SOUND ASLEEP. Only then can he be cleared for landing on your roof.
So - GO TO BED! And have a very Merry Christmas from Patch!
GRINCH CHENEY, possibly bringing WMD? Invade North Pole for OIL? - MERRY CHRISTMAS to CHILDREN of ALL AGES!