On Tonight: Funny People, The Holiday and Moonshiners

Wednesday, Dec. 28

Funny People, 8 p.m., USA

“A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer under his wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when his disease goes into remission. Starring Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen.” FYI, not funny.

The Holiday, 8 p.m., Lifetime

“Two women, one from America and one from England, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. Starring Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack Black.” It is very difficult to tell Jude Law and Cameron Diaz apart. I’m just sayin’.

Moonshiners, 10 p.m., Discovery

“Tim risks moving his still site in the hope of doubling his profits; agent Jesse prepares for a big raid.” I do love a shirtless beefy man in overalls.